surveys suck my ass,
research my foot,
each call with no control group
manufacturing statistics.
it's advertising
and i've always
been a whore.

i miss my hair too.
note to all fuckos
that cut their own hair:
watch it buster
cuz its just as easy to
fuck up
as get it right,
and now you'll
be able to see all
the assholes staring
at you.

ps to drunk old men:
stop touching me.
hit on me all you want,
but touch me again
and i'll either;
start crying,
break all your fingers
or pour beer on my
own head in your
direction.
save the groping
for your fumbled
apologies.