i think i just shit my pants, ima gonna go check any minute in the bathroom to avoid my roomate throwing up all over the keyboard but i shit my pants for a reason, i wanted to write something down, and then i had to fart, or so i thought, and then it was too warm, and now i am suspecting it is too cold, and i don't know if im just imagining this but something feels squishy too.... anyways, why is it that everytime i get fucked up and pick up a beta another beta turns on the dramatic cheese and picks me up... what the fuck is a beta?